Superheroes On Twitter

oldoneeye: Still feeling emotional today. Wolverine keeps making fun of my hair. God, I hate him. God, I miss Jean. I wish I could hold my liqour.

IAmLoganBitch: @oldoneeye stfu asshole

oldoneeye: @IAmLoganBitch YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS YOU HAIRY WORM!

IAmLoganBitch: @oldoneeye i got yer hairy worm right here, bub.

oldoneeye: @IAmLoganBitch Only losers use vulgarities like that.

IAmLoganBitch: @oldoneeye fuck off.

RussianDreamBoat: Pyro keeps hitting on me and making me uncomfortable. I wonder if Kitty knows.

oldoneeye: @IAmLoganBitch You’re just jealous that I’m team leader.

WeatherGoddess: @IAmLoganBitch, @oldoneeye You’re both idiots. Don’t make me fry you both with a lightning bolt.

RussianDreamBoat: Oh god, Pyro’s walking around without a shirt again. What is his damage?

IAmLoganBitch: @oneoldeye we all know whos cock you sucked to get that job, scott.

gamblinman69: how does dis ting work?

BaldQueen4211: cum 2 me my xmen, lol

WeatherGoddess: @IAmLoganBitch lol!

gamblinman69: eatin gumbo.

oldoneeye: @IAmLoganBitch THAT IS A GOD DAMN LIE

RussianDreamBoat: Going swimming with Pyro down at the lake. bbiab.

gamblinman69: done eatin gumbo now im watchin dukes of hazzard.

IAmLoganBitch: @oldoneeye only losers use vulgarities like that lol

WeatherGoddess: Going to have sex with Forge.

ForgeLikesBigButts: whoo! later bitches!

gamblinman69: daisy duke gets my motor runnin, chere.

BaldQueen4211: watching colossus and pyro swim at the lake, lol.

oldoneeye: Going to my room to listen to MCR.

IAmLoganBitch: @oldoneeye lolololol

BaldQueen4211: he really is a big russian, lmao

gamblinman69: omg airwolf is comin on. i love dat show.

Stripping On A Saturday Night

I ordered the stripper for Saturday night. You’ll be there, right?

These are words I never thought I’d hear coming from the mouth of my middle-aged female boss.

Uh-whuh?, I responded.

It turns out that Saturday night is the night they’ll be stripping the floors at the store. Sunday night, they’ll apply a fresh coat of wax. Meaning the “stripper” mentioned earlier is, in fact, the chemicals we’ll be applying to the floor on Saturday night.

Needless to say, my emotions were mixed.

I agreed to come in, since more hours = more money and more money always = a good thing. So I come in at nine at night and I’ll be there until the wee hours of the morning (I’m told roughly about four in the morning). My part in the event involves stripping and then mopping.

Again, it’s not as perverted as it sounds.

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The following was brought to my attention by Nikki:

Frankly, it terrifies me.

It was at this point in internet conversation that the notion of a “WerePanda” was brought up.

WerePanda. Think about that for a minute. How scary is that mental image? It lures you in close with its cuteness than WHAMMO! It bites you, thus spreading the curse to another victim.

If you even survive.

Edit: Someone draw me a WerePanda, please and thank you.

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Having seen the pilot to J.J. Abram’s Fringe (yes, I know, it’s not set to air until September, shut up), I’ve decided it has potential. A lot of it. In fact, I’m hoping it will last longer than three episodes (it’s on Fox, you know), because it could really turn into something grand.

Plus it’s got Pacey from Dawson’s Creek.

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Comic-Con International starts tomorrow. You lucky nerdling bastards who get to go will not be spoken to for a while. Unless you bribe me with a bag of free things, of course.

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ANT-MAN IS STILL COMING, warns Edgar Wright.

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I’ll be finishing this here episode of King of the Hill and then going to bed. You care about this.

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Giant Spider Update:

Still have not found the large black and white eight legged menace. But I feel his presence. He’s mocking me.

I will kill him.