Things Between Your Toes And Other Sensations

Today I felt non dry and brown and dead, but wet and green and alive, grass between my toes for the first time in months. Literally, in months.

It made me smile. It truly is the little things.

My blog views have gone up so much in the last two days, due to the last two entries (here and here.), most of which as a result of Google searches for “JK Rowling” or “JK Rowling Lawsuit”, that I am considering blogging about nothing else.

I’ll sit here, day after day, blogging away about the lawsuit. I’ll blog about what J.K. Rowling was wearing in court, I’ll blog about whether she wore her hair up or down, I’ll blog about how many times she sipped from her water glass.

“But what about when the trial has ended?” you ask. Well, the answer to that is plainly obvious; I’ll file a lawsuit myself. One against J.K. Rowling, in which I state that the lack of a J.K. Rowling trial has saddened me and made it so I am unable to write (or blog).

Then I’ll blog about it.

It’s a fool proof plan.

I’ve just recieved a friend request on MySpace. It was from my pre-teen niece.

The world is ending.

Have to quit smoking? Put down that cigarette and pick up Pokemon!

It’s been established that, once the wife and I win the lottery, we’re moving out of this hell-in-a-handbasket-bound country.

Possible relocation spots include:

Osaka, Japan.
London, England.
Dublin, Ireland.

When we collect our winnings and make our decision, we will be sure to let you know.

Though, it may be a while.


Published by Rob Kaas

Biographical information? I was born 37 years ago. I've lived a little here and there since then. I do not look forward to death. Biographical enough for you?

3 thoughts on “Things Between Your Toes And Other Sensations

  1. Spring is always my favorite time of year. The first time I go out and see everything in bloom is one of the happiest days for me.

    I laughed at your lawsuit idea.

    Please send me postcards from wherever you end up, eventually. I promise I won’t come and try to steal your millions.


  2. I would move to Japan. London is full of chavs :p. Ireland would be nice. Why do you guys want to live in a big city? And you would have to buy Ben a pony with your millions, which wouldn’t really like living in a backyard in London :p

  3. Jennifer Rose: Why do you guys want to live in a big city?

    Actually, I’ve listed those places to give a general idea of locale. I would actually prefer to live in smaller areas outside of those big cities.

    Although, for a large city, Osaka is supposed to be very cozy.

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