The blog may look cleaner and a little more organized, but I can assure you the man writing it is, in fact, not.
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I will eventually be upgrading to an actual website, someday. At which point I’ll have far more options available to me, by way of customization, but for now I’ll settle for the few little bits of minor customization WordPress throws at me.
“Blogger want a treat?” they’ll say, in a tone and pitch slightly higher than their normal voices. And I will run about their feet, panting and yipping, until they throw the morsel at my open and eagerly awaiting jaws. At which point, I will tear into it, relishing every bit of its juicy flesh as I render it limb from limb.
Once they offer a two-to-three collumn template that has full color customization and a custom header, I will be the happiest dog in the pet store window. Of course, I’ll probably be the only dog in the pet store window, as all the other dogs will have died from being so poorly treated since arriving at the pet shop from the illegal puppy mill.
My point is, don’t buy dogs from a pet store. Adopt them.
This is where that rainbow shooting star appears over my head and the words “THE MORE YOU KNOW” over my face, while I grin and walk away.
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Because I’d feel terrible to leave you all with a blog entry, least of all did not feature the answers to your questions, but also was merely a blog entry ABOUT the fucking blog (my head has nearly exploded by now), I give you this:
Ramblings and Musings 