Quickly, Then Sleep

Based upon a recent purchase, I have become convinced that Heaven is, in fact, an $80 keyboard.

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The film Daybreakers was decent. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus was better. Iron Man 2 was betterest.

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Have tried grape flavored Red Vines –or GrapeVines, as the package reads– for the first time. Judgement: Good, not great. Tastes like grape Kool Aid in solid form. Much prefer original Red Vines. Will try CherryVines next. Expect report soon.

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Jack Tripper’s passive aggressive sexual advances toward his female room mates have always made me slightly uncomfortable.

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To bed now.