A Mish-Mash of a Hodge-Podge of a Collection of Craptastic Crap

A few things to get to, none of which I doubt are important to any of you, but you’ve started reading so, really, why not finish? Commit to something for once in your life, you unreliable bastard. — So, I suppose I should first address the whole “AmazonFail” business. For those not in the know,